They say good help is hard to find. They are liars. OTM found good help and it was pretty easy. We are officially welcoming Andy Morse into the fold as a project writer. We’re excited because here’s what Andy brings to the table: no experience to speak of, great barista skills and a Rain Man-like recall of pop culture. Welcome Andy. In the spirit of giving the new guy unnecessary work to do, I’ve asked Andy to write his own bio.
“Born at a very young age Andy was quickly taught how to read and write, and has been doing both ever since. Raised in the small town of Camas, in the rough and tumble state of Washington, on the edge of the American frontier- he is half-horse, half-alligator, a touch snapping turtle; can wade the Mississippi, leap the Ohio, ride upon a streak of lightning, and slip without a scratch down a honey locust tree. He’s the rip-snortinest cowboy that ever rode north, south, east or west of the Rio Grande, and some day his legend will be told all over these parts, and maybe even in parts unknown. For now though he spends his time making up yarns, singin’ songs, and wishing he lived in a John Hughes movie.”
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